“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

Lily sucks ass, though, on Modern Family.

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.

You’re missing the part where there are just people in this world, even if you don’t like it or don’t know them that will say, “I want a wedding. I want a ring. I want to be his wife. Or I will go find someone that wants to marry me and have a wedding and call me his wife.” I have had at least 3 friends do this. You…

I’m being “Sexy Kim Davis.” Complete with “NOPE” rubber stamp. You have no idea how hard it is to make a corduroy jumper even come close to “sexy.” Especially when scowling! I did my best. Although I will press it before we go out!

Upon hearing the news, Mike Huckabee exclaimed: “Maybe North Korea’s not so bad after all!”

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

walleyed tomato