Maybe you should have also tried wearing pants

So you didn’t feel too bad when you shot up the place then?

Not that they will. Per them “They got to him and he’s just an SJW now.”

Really glad he said this.  I know some people that listen to him who probably need to hear it.  

The worst thing about Rick and Morty are the tribalists who make it impossible to say you like the show without being lumped in with the idiots who harassed McDonalds employees because of a joke from the show.

Funny how I think his Dawn Remake is his best movie. As much as I dislike his more recent output, I might give this a shot. It doesn’t sound anything like Land of the Dead so it feels a bit more original.

You have no idea how refreshing it is to see someone actually just say that they googled someone they didn’t know, rather than just responding with a wannabe snarky, hasn’t-been-funny-in-ages “Who?”

They really named it The Hella Mega Tour? That is embarrassingly hilarious and yet the most appropriate name for that tour.

Saw Weezer with the Pixies not long ago. I was all excited for the Pixies and ambivalent about Weezer but came away feeling the exact opposite. I think the difference is that the Pixies as an aging, stadium playing legacy band just doesn’t make sense. They were too vital in their day, too gloriously hip, their music…

Does IGN ever give anything other than a 9 or a 3? 

I feel like boltok is stronger in gears 5 than gears 4. I find myself getting consistent headshot kills with it on an active reload.

Lost was grade-A JJ Abrams Mystery Box bullshit. Prometheus had redeeming values, but suffered from the attitude that if something made sense on a symbolic/metaphorical level, it doesn’t matter if it makes any sense on a literal level.

People are complex. His homophobia is a bad thing, but his being in a horrific accident is also a bad thing. People don't get what they "deserve." The two things are independent of one another. They both happened. Let's not assign narrative intent to the universe just because we like to feel vindicated. Bad things…

Saw Weird Al earlier this year in concert - I highly recommend everyone see him at least once.  My wife hated it but the show was amazing - production value second only to Marilyn Manson.  

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

What if I expected it to be very good?

As someone who loved the book and thought the movie missed the mark (Rorschach, Comedian, and title montage notwithstanding). . .

“Homelander is insultingly unconvincing as the clean-cut Superman/Captain America type he’s clearly supposed to evoke.” Wrong. Anthony Starr is killing it in this role. What the public sees and what we (the viewer) sees are two different things.

Let ‘em hate. I’m with you. I wish I had an Xbox so I could play this. 

Honestly it sounds like you’re nitpicking minor plot contrivances due to the use of time travel in the plot.