How does this not remind you of titanfall? Seriously? They clearly took all of those ideas right out of that game, and covered it up with the 'armor' these soldier have. It's bull.

Well, that just dropped the value of anybody who as the game from -100 to -101.

If you're calling us 'kids', don't buy it at all.

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

You were this close to being my spirit animal.

Here's my ranked list of which characters spend the most screen time crying, whining, blubbering, screaming in fear, hand-wringing or shaking in abject / silent terror:

Needs more Turles

I didn't realize you worked for Gawker to care about things from other sites.

Next: "Sexual Harasser Smasher"

No one owes you a damned thing

Solid dating advice from a happily married geek:

Zero fuck were given this day.

all them cute little feetses!

Best Emerald Herald position is when she's sitting on a rock by the Bonfire and swinging her feet back and forth. It's cute. Yeah, I said it, wanna fight about it?

Well hello there Mr. half cup full.

Gamestop employee mentioned Earthbound.

wow thats the best compliment ever. THANKS! lol