Holy shit, skinny

you can take a smartcar out the city but you can't take the city out the smartcar!

Hopefully you can still buy WR Blue after the Launch Edition dries up. Then you just have to put your own gold wheels on and bam.

Now that's some good design. I see straight lines, this is refreshing

Well don't bother to give us the actual pronunciations then

I feel like the RS will honestly just be handling improvements, kind of like the Yaris SE.

Any numbers on the weight yet?

At 5 recommends, there's five enlightened people out there.

OF COURSE Subaru couldn't refrain from two-toning it

I said 'oh brother'

BREAKING: Question Answers Itself

Non-body-colored mustache again? Didn't look good on the previous gen and doesn't look good now.

You can bomb down a hill at 70 and be fine and then eat it on a mellow commute... go figure.

I remember talking to you about this a long time ago. Still hittin up those SCM roads?

with no helmet

420's?

The Beetle does retro wheels better.

All of me would love a dog-leg box

Is any of the Jalopnik staff going to be there?

Jalopnik and blipshift is a bitchin' collab so I'mma focus on the collab aspect. A little knockoff logo action thrown in the mix too.