You're welcome to stop dude... You're reiterating facts that have been well established for fuckin' ages. I am as unfazed as ever.

You know, I enjoyed that game very much so your opinions don't matter to me one bit.

Attempt to start shit: failed

Half the replies go as follows:

Definitely thought shit like this would come from LA too.

You win, you made me laugh.

Whatever this is! What is it?

Does this mean we finally get Jalopnik stickers?

Bomb it.

Doesn't Honda know a steep rake is bad for track cycling?

Not customizable, yeah, explain that one Brian...

I have seen a completely unmarked gold Town and Country explode into lights and sirens and pull someone over in a neighboring town. Always drive slower through that area now.

I think it's a variant of "honey badger don't care."

Too many scoops/vents?

I used to really be into donks back in middle school. That changed.

First fixies, now Gangnam Style? Is Hyundai's clock six months slow?!

Quick, give it terrible, whorish headlights! Much better!

Anyone else thought the Dunlop banner was part of the 458's spoiler at first glance?

Interesting, the guy I know doesn't seem like one to reference Nemo.

I know someone that pronounces "Escape" (in the context of Ford Escape) as "esse-cahp-aye" like it's some foreign word. He's American.