Definitely thought shit like this would come from LA too.

You win, you made me laugh.

Whatever this is! What is it?

Does this mean we finally get Jalopnik stickers?

Bomb it.

Doesn't Honda know a steep rake is bad for track cycling?

Not customizable, yeah, explain that one Brian...

I have seen a completely unmarked gold Town and Country explode into lights and sirens and pull someone over in a neighboring town. Always drive slower through that area now.

I think it's a variant of "honey badger don't care."

Too many scoops/vents?

I used to really be into donks back in middle school. That changed.

First fixies, now Gangnam Style? Is Hyundai's clock six months slow?!

Quick, give it terrible, whorish headlights! Much better!

Anyone else thought the Dunlop banner was part of the 458's spoiler at first glance?

Interesting, the guy I know doesn't seem like one to reference Nemo.

I know someone that pronounces "Escape" (in the context of Ford Escape) as "esse-cahp-aye" like it's some foreign word. He's American.

There's this guy at my high school who watched Initial D, then immediately bought an AE86. Calls it "my Eight Six" and walks around deriding other cars (Just to let you know how knowledgeable this guy is, he called a Mustang a Camaro and didn't know a diesel engine was an internal combustion engine). Even painted the…

"... water... abundant..."

I like how when you own one GTO you own a whole three percent of all GTOs!

Whenever my mom says her Prius is small.