Mulan cooler than Black Widow? Wut? It might be cooler *now* that we know that Mulan actually existed (though the Disneyfied version is as always horribly inaccurate, history-wise) but for a kid Black Widow is going to be far cooler than "Chinese gurl posing as a man". Kids usually dig sci-fi or fantasy and Mulan is…

Oh dear, this sucks. Hey Disney, my sister played with my Space Legos. *I* played with the Fisher Price Play Family house. Guess what, toys can be made gender-neutral and have crossover appeal!

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!