Do you think John is taking Jingle Jangle?

Perhaps, having realized that every woman he sleeps with turns evil, Gordon has decided to just skip right to the femme fatale and save everyone a lot of angst in the process.

“So Gordon thinks Sofia coming to town to help him is unacceptable, but he has no problem making out with her”

It figures that they finally make him the Fastest Man Alive in the episode where he doesn’t make that claim at the top of the hour.

Remember that guy? Hah!