It’s a fucking show dog, with fucking papers.

Here you go. It’s not that great on the edges, but at least you can work with it.

“See?” - Chip Kelly

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

I’m impressed that fans of a team as successful as the Patriots can remain so perpetually butthurt.

They’re writing the stories that people enjoy. Dealwithit.

Brady looked deflated

My first thought was that it was the Seahawks really doing a solid for the Cardinals. And as a bitter Packers fan, I don’t go out of my way to say nice things about the Seahawks.