I’m sad more people didn’t get your joke. :(

“Most of the suspected paris attackers were European Nationals”

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Cherkis points out, too, that Fowley always denied sexually abusing The Runaways, quoted in a 2013 band biography as saying, “They can talk about it until the cows come home but, in my mind, I didn’t make love to anybody in the Runaways nor did they make love to me.” And that may be right, in that “love” is no one’s…

Speaking as someone who has been married for 15 years and has two kids, let me just say that traveling to a beautiful vacation spot where I can stare off into space for a week sounds like fucking bliss I say, bliss!

Who am I, Mark (Zuckerberg)?

Someone assembling an IKEA kitchen.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I do like it! It’s why I expect the best from it.

TOO. SOON.

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

"White, 56, is not shy about telling her story. With her first abortion, at 22, she says she felt staff at the clinic did not inform her of the risks; with the second, at 27, she says a doctor pressured her to go through with it even though she'd changed her mind, telling her it was too late to change course.…

He tells me that he is allergic to the color red because it is inflammatory and could I please bring him a dish that does not have that color.

Well, now that you mention it, I've probably done that too. ;)

I read your comment incorrectly the first time and thought you said you Febreezed your kids.

Those images makes me feel like: