Univision Canada’s viewership must consist solely of wealthy Spaniards on holiday in Whistler.

Those with a sense of humor.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Imagine the Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA Finals this season, after they finished 18-64 last season.

Neither.

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

Misread as Sterilize Babies Quickly in a Pressure Cooker

I was all ready to try this but it really cuts into my drinking time.

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

What I don’t understand is...he’s a defender. Just turn and clear the ball. Fucking weirdo.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

I wonder if he could hear Jay Leno making jokes on the other side of the curtain when he decided to walk off.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

iQuit

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

What a save!