Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

“You know there’s all kinds of people that come out,”

Damn, I need to buy Redskins tickets.

Try cutting off the wifi, see if that works better.

I put seven of these in the 24-year-old son’s room. Didn’t work; he’s still in my house. 0/10

That isn’t true though. Gamepad’s just aren’t supported for some PC games. That’s at least one of the problems they’re aiming to fix.

I’d give anything to have a Star Wars film where a rebel, in his last moments before his ship explodes, fills the auditorium with the yell: “fuck you Vader!”

While I don’t disagree that 28 Days Later is his best film, I have to say that Sunshine is my favorite of his. It’s probably my favorite sci-fi movie ever, almost purely based on how fantastically beautiful it looks, even compared to the hyper-produced films that you mentioned before.

This is exactly like letting Pablo Escobar design his own prison and letting his own men guard him. This will go well.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

“He’s a player doing his job, he’s not in a position of power to change anything...”

Ed Helms and Steve Carell seem to be fighting a two man contest for the most likable person to make terrible movies.

Every time I see videos of SCII I’m reminded how much I WANT to love playing multiplayer and how much I TOTALLY suck at it.

This is the most English way possible to lose.

Those defenders are probably thinking that this is Unfairaguay.

This is very Slate-y.

If you have children, and only if you have children, and those children have tablets in any form....get a Seagate Media Streaming drive. Works just like a standard backup drive that holds 1-2 TB. Throw 500 HD Movies on it and broadcast it in your car. Save your mobile data, and serve up a media empire to your kids and…

Man, fuck that game.