Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

“When I was younger, it went everywhere. That didn’t work out too well.”

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

I would stare at the water in Black Flag for so long I forgot I was playing the game. Still my favourite water in a game. It just seemed so natural.

Sea of Thieves water looks good, but can’t say it looks Black Flag good.,

I love water in video games. Imagine if someone made Hydro Thunder with these waves!

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

GLORIA: I know money’s been kind of tight, but this Escalade was just a gift from Matt and I don’t care that much about it. Maybe we should flip it?

Forgot Northwestern was private (plus I completely missed the “public” qualifier anyway).

Northwestern is 100% private, thanks much.

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Plot twist: she’s really a lesbian and hates herself, trying to justify this self loathing through Bible interpretations, and needs to act out against it to keep herself in check.

Yeah, nevermind it’s still regarded as probably the best MK around and sold millions. Nintendo, what morons!

sorry if i hurt your feelings, ds - i was just making a triangle joke.

i was watching this post and its edits closely - dude tried many angles before he settled on that joke.

This comment has new meaning in 2017.

I've been corrected of my misconception several times. Thank you and everyone else for clearing that up. Please, there's no need to correct me again. I've learned my lesson about being incorrect on the internet. I'm very sorry I was wrong, and would like to apologize to anyone who was offended by my incorrect…

HERE HERE! How DARE someone be so classless as to wear a tank-top in Texas in August in the privacy of his own home! Sure, its 115 degrees outside and 90% humidity but in this state we wear sleeves dammit! TO HELL WITH PERSONAL COMFORT!