Does anyone have any good Ichiro stories to share? I feel like he is such an enigma, secondhand stories would probably be better than anything in the media.

Looks like the Aussies love their big Cox.

For context (because I was not familiar with Puck Daddy), the blog to which Greg writes for is operated and owned under the yahoo sports umbrella.

Jose Reyes loses 7 million dollars in just 52 games in 2016. I think that should be the headline.

Why don’t they move Murphy to bat behind harper? Then Zimmerman?

***flies, buys house, moves to Australia*** —Goose Gossage

“Robert can I get paid now?”-Horry’s physical therapist

I recently moved from NY to FL. People drive like assholes here in a life-endangering way, as opposed to NY where they drive like assholes in a very annoying/obnoxious way. Anyway, I used to be very vocal with other motorists who annoyed me. Now, no. I understand the argument that if anything is premeditated, any…

This is phenomenal trolling. If it’s not, the backlash you got makes me grateful for the rationale people here that responded to you.

The Mets could have thrown the ball away, Hernandez could have run around the bases, and the LOLmets would have thought they just gave up a run. They clearly had no idea how the rules applied either. Amazes me that these two teams play baseball professionally and missed this of all things.

Whitebread psychopath? How dare you insult Jim Nantz. Heavily toasted or death! Do not come back until you can get it right!

I have the sitting vs. Standing music video anthem for you.

After the game, Huertas stopped by Sway’s radio show, to showcase his other talents:

The whole concept of racing games on their own universe is why I guess I adored jet moto when I got my PS. It was just wild and imaginative. Maybe I need to boot it up tonight to see how it holds up. I believe the secret track on it was the best secret track I’ve ever played. Orgasmic.

I love this entire exchange. This is why I deadspin

**Joe maddon steals innocent cubs from caring father bear**

This. Can this be updated in the original post since it pertains to an expansion of the story?

When Mike Breen calls Knicks games, he is pretty enthusiastic all around

Michael Jordan is so lucky he didn’t have to deal with this petty social media bullshit.

Nor the $10,032