Pole vault.

Sorry, typo. I meant to write heckin bamboozled.

Sorry, typo. I meant to write heckin bamboozled.

You’re all welcome. Very beautiful masks will come out this plant. Barra is one classy babe. A fantastic dame among broads. 

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

The same thing happened to America with Rudy just after 9/11. THIS WILL PASS.

It looks very similar to Porsche’s Nardo Grey, which is a PTS colour that they’ll do for you for the bargain price of about $13k. It is very similar to the colour in which Kia will paint your Stinger for $0.

Are they really putting 4 doors on a 2-seater?

The best mustard is Plochman’s Yellow mustard. It’s like French’s, but better. I’ve found fancy mustard to always be disappointing, either too hot(most foreign mustard), or not flavorful enough.

The best mustard is Plochman’s Yellow mustard. It’s like French’s, but better. I’ve found fancy mustard to always be…

v64

I get that the old face had similarities to the 200, but in what world is the new look a “major improvement”? I guess it has kind of a Subaru look, which is ok I suppose... but I’m not sure it looks better. I’d give it a solid “eh”.

We already saw 90% of it

Wait wait. So, someone makes something neat out of metal using cutting edge technology and you guys get snarky and sarcastic quite obviously making fun of it.   FCA molds in shitty fake rocks in plastic or imprints stupid headlights on the windshield or prints a red jeep on a wheel and you guys cream your pants?

I find your lack of a GTI on this list disturbing.

You forgot “heated steering wheel.”

If that’s your concern, modern, top of the line Mercedes Benz vehicles may not be for you, and they weren’t before they got to real wheel steering.

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Is my mind playin’ tricks on me, or are those press photos absurdly heavily photoshopped? I know that some touch-ups are normal, but look at that shit! The paint can’t decide if it’s glossy, metallic, or satin, and the wheels+brakes look like two dimensional textures!

10 minutes, Turkish. 

5 minutes Turkish.

Ahem. Michigan begs to differ.