I dunno, this commercial has always stood out to me.

Absolutely. I hopped in my truck at the grocery store and drove walking speed maybe 30 yards over to the gas pumps, fully within the parking lot at all times.

Dogs are simply the best people.

See, now this is why I come to Jalopnik. Thanks for the random car info!

That Firebird is the automobile version of a chain letter. “If you do not forward this Pontiac within 14 days, great misfortune will fall upon you. Yes, even greater than if you kept it as a daily driver. Mr. Don ‘The Douche’ Trumbull of Clearwater, FL sold this car at a $50 loss after failing to get it to pass…

Looks like a gray, Rubbermaid 50 gallon trash can. More than likely, on a swivel roller wheel base as well. Pretty handy to have to clean up messes. We have about 6 in our production/warehouse area.

I would drive one...in pink...with black BBS wheels.

I just don’t know wtf they’re thinking with this design language. It doesn’t look good on any of their cars. It’s just tacky as fuck.

“Smart” - IS IT?

I can still see it.

Obvious answer is obvious. The Aspire

“Yeah, Hondas are nice, I guess. Civics get good mileage, and the Accord’s pretty decent...holy shit, what’s THAT?!

Miata is ALWAYS the answer! Nobody saw something like this coming in the late ‘80s.

So, here’s the thing. This whole “no more rolling cutoff” thing happened for a reason.

- said someone who’s never rescued ANYONE from a burning vehicle or building.

As a father, I couldn’t even get through this. Fuck those guys right in their stupid asses.

Thar’s the best front fascia BMW has right now.

The 2-series is much more attractive.