There is another way. Declare, on your out of office, that all email received while you are away will be deleted. If it is important, send it again after <date> where it will be given priority.

When you get back - select all, delete all. Job done.

Remember, before email shit still got done.

My point is this gives people the scapegoat to be like “oh I didnt know my vote did this!”. The more people who see this the more people can claim ignorance and vote better next time.

This isnt about changing hearts and minds, its naive to think you can do that on a large scale. This is about shaming, and giving…

And I’d love them to do an article on the blogger in vietnam whose going to prison for 7 years for reporting on government toxic dumping. Or the terrifying state in Ukraine.

But thats not what this article is about... thats not the message. Thats like asking for a beer at a coffee shop. I dont understand your…

I don’t think i’d want to be massaged by some I knew.

I love how the original post dismisses The Good Place as “the dumb show before [Will and Grace]” then complains “is there nothing new in Hollywood?”

Nothing quite as refreshing when stepping out of the shower as getting whipped in the face with a tiny metal bride figurine while trying to dry my hair.

Because Bridesmaids is badly written? Extremely thin characterizations and structurally unsound. Young Adult was *far* more deserving of an Oscar nod for Original Screenplay that year. Or We Need to Talk About Kevin. Or Take This Waltz. All written by women, all better scripts than Bridesmaids.

I find it more concerning that people aren’t in the fucking streets protesting Republican intransigence regarding the investigation of the treacherous, duplicitous, desperately stupid manipulation of our election. I have no fux left to give about the need to read Tarot, horoscopes, or chicken entrails. In fact, if a…

If you’re not watching In the Kitchen with David, I don’t know what to tell you.

yes that’s what I loved about it... the fact that they didn’t try to create non existent conflict and drama and it was JUST about the baking. that’s why I stopped watching project runway. I could not care less about the contestant drama, all I care about is the fashion. I used to DVR it and fast forward straight to…

When items like bar soap or sunscreen or whatever go on a BOGO sale, I use a Sharpie to write 1/2 & 2/2 on them, so when 1/2 gets to the end, I know there’s a 2/2 still sitting in the closet. When I get to the end of 2/2, I know I’m actually about to be out.

Sure, there’s that. But his true crime is making a clumsy and incomplete acronym. Parents Against Underage Smartphone Exposure, on the other hand...

JANEWAAAAThe fuck

Thank you.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the desire to support a religion that actively hates you. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face, sobs woman who voted for Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

It’s that time of year where wiccans complain about how much they hate explaining they’re not that kind of witches.

In guessing somebody dumb enough to call herself a witch is probably incompetent in many other areas besides critical thought. Perhaps she just was bad at her job.

It looks just like a thingy...

I saw that on Rachel Maddow’s show about the guy who couldn’t get the hats and bumper stickers and thought it was weird. Then I saw the OTHER report about Fred Trump’s rental “policies” and I sort of died completely and crumpled onto the floor. Then I (somehow) saw the clip of Newt Gingrich claiming Megyn Kelly was…