Some corrections are in order: If you remember what a modem dialing sounds like, you a) are old, b) just watched Men in Black 3 (it's the sound Young K's neuralizer makes when it's preparing to neuralize), or c) are reading this article.

This is just Apple trying to prove it can be just as evil as Google and Facebook.

Come on now. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Some good stuff on the list, include Cul de Sac, Breathless, M, Hiroshima mon Amour, Slacker, The 400 Blows, The Great Dictator, Double Indemnity, Metropolis, City Lights, the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Tarantino's first (My Best Friend's Birthday) is also fun to watch.

It's really not that difficult to open the average box without using anything sharp. Push in on the side (usually right below the flaps) and pull the tape away, then keep pulling until the tape is off. This doesn't work if the packager went wild and taped over every fricking corner of the box, but it does work most of…

So according to that list, a normal day for you guys does not actually include working or exercising.

Moving aside from just how ugly they are, they don't even look practical for people who all ready wear glasses, which kind of leaves out a lot of the nerds who would want them in the first place.

He's actually very obvious. Just about anyone should be able to see him.

Kind of illustrates just how expensive all those wire taps on The Wire would have been.

The magazine display in the picture looks atrocious. You would never put Architectural Digest next to Martha Stewart Living or Allure. And Shape would definitely not be sandwiched between Marie Claire and Oprah at Home.

"...Fools die for lack of sense." Well said, Proverbs. Well said.

If you bought one, and don't want it, sell it. There are plenty of schmucks on ebay just waiting to give you their money.

I'd rather build a system on my own, too, but for someone who doesn't want to, it's really not that hard to just uninstall all the bloatware.

Yeah, but they *glow in the dark!!!!*

On second thought. Seriously? You posted that article waaay back in November and just now you're going to retract it, Wagner? I guess you're allowed to change your mind, but just don't expect as many people to take what you say seriously from now on (I won't). Personally, I don't like those big rounded corners on…

Actually, just going by the picture, The Eiffle Tower would still be taller.

If there isn't one all ready, I imagine there will soon be an app to circumvent the tracking devices.

I went to two discs at a time. I tried the same plan at Blockbuster, but their shipping was unreliable and slow. In a month I was only able to rent two more movies than on a single disc Netflix plan. So, somewhat grudgingly, I'll stick with Netflix for the time being.