Yeah - that being said, I found it quite an erotic film. It's just the sex that isn't erotic, funnily enough.

Saw this last year (ah, to be British!) and while I wasn't bowled over by it for many of the reasons above - too inert - it has some of my favourite movie moments of the past year. There's a scene in the third act (that I won't spoil) set at a dinner table where Eriko Hatsune, who plays Hatsumi, just destroys every…

I would want to see this but I hated COLD FISH so much that it's scarred me from watching any more of his stuff.