That boat needs a pair of these.

Unreleased detail: This was in front of the pole.

Wait, who can’t make an 8-hour drive by themsel-- *sees car* -- Oh, ok. carry on.

Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

Cause America.

Well you can see the steel barriers above, they certainly are close to the track aren’t they? IndyCar doesn’t demand the same track standards as F1, and pretty much everyone will tell you that the Glen is kinda scary. For a series that runs 195mph+ on temporary street circuits lined with concrete walls and 245mph+ on…

Ahem, Autos y Cafe.....

mud is usually a by product of running off road and flipping at 100+mph

Fishing from them is the big thing in SE Va now. Fully decked out with fish finders and racks for multiple poles. When gas was $4 a gallon lots of hard core fishermen sold their boats and bought them. Better on gas, cheaper on insurance, easier and cheaper to store.

Honda: BUY OUR ENGINE!

A 2012 Corolla can’t get out of it’s own way either. Good to hear nothing’s changed for Toyota.

Well thats no way to get a head in life.

Mine could not be killed, and since it was my first car, I was totally irresponsible and gave it the ol’ college (high school) try. Drove it, accidentally, in the surf. Once we finally got it out hours later, took it to a shop where they drained and replaced fluids, and the damn things ran fine. Interior was a difft…

Alright sir, you win. An 82 Corolla was my very first car ... a blue coupe. I called it the Machmobile in jest, because it would not go above 65.

I had one in that color which is now being driven around greater Austin, TX by my son. Why,you might ask, would a 62 year old man who has spent his entire life playing with cars, racing them, and has owned such esteemed vehicles as a 1964 Elva Courier, a 1965 Triumph Spitfire, numerous 911s, 944s, and even a 914, not…

Incorrect. People who don’t care about cars drive these by the millions:

Funny story. Bear with me. Friends parents had one of these new. We used for flog the shit out of it in the snow it was a riot. So my buddy who owned it loved it, said it was like 300hp and called it the super wagon. Another buddy decided to burn him once. Submits an add to the local buy and sell magazine reading.

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

Colin McRae would have just scowled at it, and it would have started right up.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question: