After reading through all this I’m suspecting wienergater is actually a very subtle troll. This shit is hilarious.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

Scientology hooks people with logical approaches to problem solving. Once they’re hooked, then they start auditing, which involves confessing/reliving horrible things in your life until they no longer have power over you. Plus Scientologists have to take classes that cost a lot of money - and the CoS will help you…

The best thing about it is it’s truly that; a freaking fee! She doesn’t actually need a penny of it. I love her so much. May I study at her Fuck This Shit University.

I agree! I believe Nick Cannon said in an interview that they didn’t get it on until their wedding night.

My experience with Delta, as a brown lady. Three years ago, flying from a meeting in Detroit to SF, standing in the premier line. Gate agent repeatedly tries to shoo me out of the line a good 10 minutes before boarding was going to start. Mind you he approached none of the other (white, male) passengers in the…

What were her options? Nobody was coming to the rescue. It was only a matter of time before her father killed her mother or a sibling. Or the whole fucking household.

I dunno, I feel like for a long while Beyonce was an “acceptable” black and then this album came out and people realized that she viewed herself as a genuine black woman. Apparently that was just too much for them.

This. I’ve only ever paid for one concert in my entire life — On the Run — and I was like this girl has come to WORK. This is her 14-hour day at the desk, face time with the boss, I’m shooting for that promotion WORK. It is her career and she takes it seriously, as she should. These pop stars making all of this money…

Every time I say Beyoncé can’t top her last performance, she shuts my mouth.

I mean: are these batshit motherfuckers are trying to get her killed?

I think the words people do and don’t feel comfortable using for sex are super interesting, like I don’t mind calling it fucking but “making love” gives me the heebies even though I don’t engage in casual sex. A friend of mine has a theory that you should only have sex with people who use the same terms as you because…

Those Beyincé eyebrow genes are strong as hell. I remember a while back Beyoncé posted a picture of her grandfather or greatgrandfather or something and he had those same brows. They just don’t quit.

Blue’s so pretty. Dem eyebrows gal. People pay for dem.

I’m fully aware of everything in this article. I however, still choose to shower every day because despite commonly held belief, I am not in fact a goddamn savage.

The tiny jazz hands kill me.

That GIF is so adorable. That proud look on his face: did you see what cute thing my kid just did?

Blue seems like a happy, healthy baby whose parents love her. What more does any child need?