adultosaur is going to be so broke

Nope... Europeans and Canadians have been going for years... Newflash America- Cuba has been THE Spring Beak destination for Canadians for as long as I can remember. Its where we go for a cheap all-inclusive.

but we no longer are :(

plz pet my youngest child!!

Woof!

ALL OF YOUR DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE LET ME PET THEM

They would endure anything for us.

Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?

I like how in the photo they’re using Reddit Enhancement Suite. I agree, stock photo person, it makes a huge difference.

Pls stop doxxing me.

That was a fucking war crime, honestly.

I’m still in mourning over #EggplantFriday being banned.

Can think of worse ways to go.

you should read the book, “the world according to garp”. there’s a scene in that book that will more than reinforce your beliefs!

I REALLY ENJOY HOW OFTEN I’VE BEEN GETTING TO USE THESE LATELY

“I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.”

:) good to know you're being safe!

Dude, that shit feels like it would be SO dangerous. Either I would get choked (ON A DICK??!!) or I would accidentally like maim someone. And as for the other way, how would that even work properly. NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE. LETS JUST GIVE AND GET HEAD IN MORE HOSPITABLE PLACES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

Haha not that often. But it did come up recently, so it’s on my mind.

How frequently does the demand pop up?