None of those actually help you “tame” your inbox, and at least one of them is entirely counter to that. Dropping greetings, thanks, and closings didn’t do anything about your incoming mail; all out dis it make you sound like an ass that never learned manners. (And hint hint, if adding “hi” and “thanks” to an email…

What you have missed is the fact we are communicating with humans not robots.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

I’m 100% in support of this. Plus, if HRC is elected, there technically will be no First Lady, so why not just keep her in that role until a replacement is named?

If they break up, I think I’ll lose all hope for lasting love. They are perfect together.

Clingy, film-y, gauzy Botticelli-like garment. Beautiful and flattering, and the one shoulder is delightful.

Also she is brilliant and politically active and engaged and wonderful and also tweets like a combination of your grandma and your 14 year old cousin. <3 <3

I love Cher’s twitter so much. Everytime I read one of her tweets, I think of Kathy Griffin’s story about Cher calling her because her assistant was out and she didn’t know how to order pizza so she wanted Kathy to call and order it for her.

Yep. The gym is a scary enough place to set foot into when you’re uncomfortable with your weight. Add this to it, and lots of people will be scared away. The gym itself is intimidating, let alone worrying about whether you’re going to be judged, photographed, and displayed to the whole world while in the locker room.…

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much…

I thought that was a picture of Roger Ailes genitals?

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

MPC since day 1 has been compatible with every video codec and file format in existence. It offers a minimal interface with full functionality. It’s also completely intuitive.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

Please, Everyone... keep in mind this is NOT a business machine. This is for your home. If you put this in an environment that prints even 20-30 pages a day it will die faster than Dane Cook’s acting career.

Please, Everyone... keep in mind this is NOT a business machine. This is for your home. If you put this in an…

Yeah. I tend to mind my own business about it but when a friend tells me they’re doing a ‘cleanse’ I have to work at biting my tongue about how unhealthy I actually think most cleanses are. I’m not always happy with how my body looks either, but I don’t think avoiding solid foods for a week is going to make it…