This is Vogue. No look counts until a white person does it.

I just wanted to check in and say “I just wish people would stop fucking policing women and just allow us to fucking live.”

I just wanted to check in and say “I just wish people would stop fucking policing women and just allow us to fucking live.”

Yes, it is an elective course. It may even be that the student in question was 100% up for it when she signed on. However, she has now been in that course (for what 9 weeks now?) and may have come to the realization that she is extremely uncomfortable with getting naked in front of her classmates/professor. Cameras…

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

Well, I’m not excited about voting for Hillary, but I do enjoy denying people their dying wishes, so I guess there’s an upside.

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

Third-degree illumination burn!

I am a teacher at a private institution with many hardcore christian parents who take issue with me casually dropping in lines about being polite and respectful of which pronouns people ask to be addressed by. Definitely stealing that line for the next complaint conference!

also, can anyone bring me out of the greys…

Ugh, I’m getting that a LOT with the new Australian Curriculum and Year 8 history. I take great pleasure in getting students to do comparisons of all the major medieval religions, and of Richard and Saladin.

For some burns, context is everything.

My grandmother was the most polite person I’ve ever known. Not necessarily the ‘nicest’, but in the tradition of fine scottish-descended, church-going, tee-totalling canadians, I don’t think I ever heard her say anything harsher than a quiet ‘tut-tut’ in her whole life. She was…

My sister might kill me for this, and it’s not a burn, but it’s such a great one-liner and you guys are the perfect audience and I HAVE TO SHARE.

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

Ooh, this one will be fun! The first story coming to my mind is one I have told on here before, but I’m sure it will be new to most of you:

Wine = parent formula.

I hate articles like this. Not because it isn't valid information that people should have, but because it would have made me feel like shit when I was pregnant and for a year after having my daughter.

So if you get a c-section that somehow helps a woman in Africa get one? Is this like those Toms shoes where they donate a pair for every pair that they sell?

Yeah, going "ewwwwww this really icks me out" tends not to be a particularly effective way to improve things, no matter how much anyone feels that it should be.

Writing articles about relationships that will "haunt you forever" and saying of a person's revelations "And then there are the things that make you shudder," you're not exactly encouraging people who are attracted to family members to talk about their feelings.