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You all got Schrabbed.

I’m sure a lot of it has to do with how Mari is supposed to be a surrogate for Anno’s wife, who pulled him out of depression, right?

That Jinx spin-off nonsense was RIDICULOUS. Just give Berry her own action vehicle, because that’s clearly what you wanted. 

Wait, WHY is there Samba De Amigo art on there? This thing didn’t emulate Dreamcast games, did it?

This is the complete OPPOSITE of what’s being asked here, but here we go:
The holiday season that Ocarina of Time came out, I was obsessed with getting it for a git. However, when the time came to open presents, it was nowhere to be found. When I went to commiserate and play some old N64 games, I saw that my mom had

I haven’t seen anyone mention it here, but Crispin Glover is also out now too, isn’t he? There was definitely a press release that announced a “new look” for Mr. World with Danny Trejo now playing the character.

Like seriously, they’re losing everyone....

Zak McKracken had this in spades. It also kind of functions as an ALL ABOUT STEVE video game adaptation, not that that’s anything anybody is interested in...

Was hoping that the “Hugo’s House of Horrors” trilogy would be included here and I was not disappointed! I have no idea how I actually progressed/beat these games as a child. Not only are the puzzles punishingly difficult, but there are so many time-based puzzles where you’ll simply die if you’re no swift enough.

Ugh, that “Pandora’s Mailbox” episode is so, so, so good.

I also wonder if Halloween III’s reception would have been any different if Tommy Lee Wallace originally directed Halloween II, which Carpenter offered him. Wallace’s direction isn’t a deterrent in Halloween III, but if someone else was in charge I could imagine it going in a very different direction.

I almost wish that Michael Dougherty took a stab at it immediately after TRICK R TREAT, although there would probably be a lot of overlap...

Absolutely. I mean, Jason doesn’t hesitate at all to “kill” someone. Elenor intentionally tries to impede a Chidi and Simone reunion. Everyone is regressing and I think that’s going to be important.

This is an interesting question and wish I had answers at the ready.

This was their plan! The Mummy and Van Helsing were supposed to crossover!!

I just learned the other day that Universal’s plan WAS to bring back Brendan Fraser and the Mummy and mash it together with the sequel to Hugh Jackman’s Van Helsing. Then, nobody cared about Van Helsing so they folded those plans.

Or I mean, let the cameos do it themselves. No children are getting excited about Steve Martin popping up in the Muppet movie, but parents certainly are.

I remember bawling my eyes out during that song in the new Muppets movie where they’re singing about how nobody cares about the Muppets anymore (alongside all of those old photos) and plenty of children being like, “What’s wrong with this guy?”

MUPPETS ARE MOROSE.

This film is for Joaquin Phoenix fans, not Joker fans, plain and simple. That doesn’t mean that Joker fans won’t enjoy this, but this is about watching Phoenix let loose. I’m still not sure it would have even been made if he wasn’t the one in this role.

I still love that Death Proof kicks off with the Coming Attractions screen, but also the retro panther cartoon for R rated films.

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