Can you please elaborate on why you think someone deserves to be murdered for rollerblading?

Please elaborate why you think someone on rollerblades should be murdered. 

I hate Fedex, I shipped a metal mac tower cross country once with full insurance and they abused the box so bad the whole metal case was bent. After a lengthy fight their conclusion was “we weren’t responsible for the damage so we won’t pay the insurance”. Some bullshit.