Nowadays it’s so easy to restore to factory settings. If you own a dell system you can do F8 on boot and restore.

That would be commenting on Lifehacker posts.

Seems like you just described how you’re better with money than your brother.

Shut up Marcus. I am hungover and we have a cheeto as the President elect. I will stay my ass in bed as long as I like.

This approach can work, but it only makes sense if the “hard” questions are worth more than the simpler ones. If all value is reasonably equal, you should always do the problems or types you find easiest first, and then move to progressively harder ones. Exam study plans should be structured the same way. Review the…

And here I thought it was called the “fuck it” effect.

Avocados are like bananas: some are to eat now, some are to eat later.

As a potato farmer (seed potatoes specifically) I would just like to add a few things:

Or you can suggest a different, cheap or free, healthier activity to do with your friends. Going out drinking is NOT the only way to socialize. If it is, you need to rethink your values and review your group of friends.

The “Make Computer Security a Top Priority” is a bit ridiculous... Antivirus will slow your computer like crazy by default. Format once in a while is a much better solution to these kind of problem. Format and hop! You have a brand new computer once again!!

When I have to deal with something that’s too hard for me to handle, I simply procrastinate until it’s easier.

Yup, this tactic helped me after I had cleared out about 50% of my closet. I was hanging on to items that were adorable and I loved the way they looked on the hanger. One day I forced myself to put those items on—and they really did look better on the hanger than me.

I think I’m screwed. I got distracted when I was reading the paragraph about how not to lose focus.

4. You’re spending all damn day reading Lifehacker again.