Get your head out of the gutter. It is just pretend penetration like on cinemax.. They don't fully go inside the mountain in real life..

Lord of the Rings: now there is a movie lacking hallway scenes, but surprisingly full of mountain porn..

More hallway scenes!.. In fact just make one episode a 50 minute long hallway scene.

Are you from Htrae The Bizarro World?

Only if they say ""I don't know"" somewhere in their speech…

This show just solidified my campaign for Schaal to be the MCU's Squirrel Girl.

As long as they include a song and dance number to Hello! Ma Baby, I'm sold.

You're one of my sleeper agents?Awesome! DESTROY!

Deakins Would be awesome as well. Skyfall was just astoundingly shot.

I think as long as Scott has some input,and they stay true to the story, and use the amazing cinematographer Jeff Cronenweth (David Fincher movies), son of the original cinematographer, it will be amazing.

Mrstiff duhh. He mass searches all the good sites and uses disqus! Also, does anyone actually use bing? I thought it was a filler option in Mozilla search until you change it to Google.

Two words is too long for you? Seems legit.

http://i61.tinypic.com/1ak5… proof Rtard

I meant POSTS on porn sites , but I was joking I can prove it with a simple screen capture. I just think it's petty how you guys act when you think someones new.. And no I am not new at all.

Yeah we all get the Arrested Development reference.

Porn sites have disqus and that's the only reason mine is private! I mean I don't want the world knowing I'm into midget mud wrestling trannies now do I? I can assure you I have more post on AV club and more up votes than you without you checking..

-sigh-

have - obviously too simple for you.. And she probably didn't even write that song..

Nah it should be -slap slap- .. Stop trying to gender label me!!

Nah I'd go triple dog down, but not double.