We offer emotional support*

I would have figured it had more to do with battery life as you have a charger right there when you're at home.

Wow, the timing on this couldn't have been better. I am literally in the middle of a draft to Verizon's president to complain about the atrocious service I've received after trying to get FiOS.

I thought for sure he'd look like this.

"He jumps up and whirls around towards me and says, 'I am charging you with assault,' and he flew out of the theater."

Very clever. I see what you did there.

I wish our news had the little CGI enactments.

Does it walk?

This doesn't look like robots helping each other. It looks like battle formations.

I think this probably the case with a lot of things. I used to date a girl who loved to cook and she had this electric egg beater her mom had given her that she herself had gotten sometime in the 60's or 70's. The thing had to have weighed forty pounds because the casing was metal and (I assume) it was built from…

They do apologize.

Happy Meals Now Include Less Fries, More Fruits & Vegetables and (consequently) Less Happy.

You should just keep Cialis in your night stand.

I mean seriously, who does a politics camp for kids?

"What international DNA protocols are they talking about?"

"They are unhealthy people who, for some reason, turn into killers."

And a life in which some people feel compelled to impose on everyone else their subjective beliefs and attitudes toward virtue is also not beneficial for individuals or society.

God I hated All That. There are definitely more iconic Nickelodeon out there.

The highest rated comment for this video sums it up pretty well:

Perception is reality.