Other than office space, what movies of hers does anyone admit to liking?

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Goddamn, that bartender was stone cold. How did he/she not recognize that this is the only situation in which alcohol should be readily available to anyone and everyone?

Oh my god, you kids.

This is terrible but I was 4. My mother was pregnant with my brother and the hospital had these classes for kids that were about to become older siblings. We got to put on scrubs and go to the nursery, etc. Well, we proceed to visit the new babies and the nurse holds one of the babies up to the window for us to see…

This shit cannot be said enough:

Holy shitballs, did I just have the ragiest rage-gasm my rage-boner could rage-aculate. Did the leader of the fucking Catholic Church just rail against "IDEOLOGICAL COLONIZATION," the Catholic church, whose gilded, frescoed dragon-hoarding fucking orgy palaces were paid for by the collection plates of a million…

I can see keeping it from the kid for X amount of time, but to not only return it, but have the kid there, seems pretty harsh. I hope he doesn't remember this come dear parents' retirement years.

Ah, maybe. I automatically though Cameron Diaz, not because I personally think she's "fading" whatever that means, but because I have heard many people describe her that way. And I know they dated for three years. But I guess Tara Reid might fit, too. So maybe it's not as obvious as I thought.