Like sands through the hourglass, these are the fucked up days of our lives.

In addition to everything else, we have to be on Megyn Kelley’s side.

Just a reminder...

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

now is not the time for that...we MUST know what this idjit and his minions are doing at ALL TIMES.

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

Marine Le Pen will be elected president of France next year and she’s also a Putin puppet. This is all beyond belief. A week after election day and none of it seems real.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

Boinked?

Worst things about white nationalists:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

but don’t ignore the facts just to fit the meme

Hatches, ranked:

I used to be a federal employee, I’m married to one, and know lots. And one thing I can tell you is that there are a lot of conservative federal employees and I have no doubts that many voted for Trump. They’re a sizable minority, but they’re out there. And in my experience, they are going to be stunned when Trump and…