*chuckle*

I was talking to a good friend of mine who thinks we’ll see a wave of white supremacist candidates elected in Europe (Marine Le Pen, Norbert Hofer) & this could seriously be a run-up to WWIII.

That’s the opening of a great book right there.

Man, I really love John Oliver, but this election has underlined how much of a hollow echo chamber satire and comedic commentary has become. Its ubiquity has accomplished nothing, and it appeals exclusively to a willing audience who only want to have their existing beliefs re-affirmed. We’re all just laughing as we…

Looking at all of the people Donny is giving positions to, the conman’s con is even more successful since all of them are well established grifters and could never find themselves in these positions of power based on their own merits.

They can party with the Long Island doctors I know who just couldn’t stand Hillary being Hillary.

I never started.

Bannon and Priebus will be teammates, and have always been teammates.

So that leaves the White House Press Secretary position down to Omarosa or Matt Drudge, right?

I keep reading, and hearing, everybody talking about the mid-terms in two years and the next election in four years, or even how, in the freaking 2030s, when the demographics change, the left will get back into power. The problem with all this is that everybody’s assuming there will be a Left left in the2030's, or…

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

So is his formal title White Chief White House Strategist, or Chief White White House Strategist?

I hope my Aunt’s friends in Boca who voted for him are happy with the antisemitism.

Talked about trying to overturn gay marriage

The Spurs just became my NBA team.

Picked a VP who favors conversion therapy, and thinks homosexuality is a disease...

Pop for president. Coming from a Lakers fan.

Guys, I’m beginning to think Doc didn’t go to medical school.

Isn’t that funny? It wasn’t that long ago that the NBA was the league of “thugs” and criminals. But really, it’s a league played by and largely for young people and minorities. It’s only now that the average fan has learned to grasp that the complex issues surrounding race and prejudice in America extended beyond “he…