i liked the ones who criticize your writing, yet cannot spell, but i loved the ones who think trump will be president in 2016.

“You are proof that cousins shouldn’t bread” sounds like a BirdsRightsActivist quote.

Ah, America. We really are the greatest country in the world — at being crazy, racist, misogynistic and obsessed with all-caps rants.

Who the fuck are these people?

Fuck this is a good question.

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Unfortunately, a lifetime spent in the pits of Hell has rendered Bannon impervious to fire…

Alternate headline:

Give Trump a Samsung Note7. That way he can share in all those sick burns he dishes out on Twitter.

Are we just pretending that a live action movie of this doesn’t already exist, and isn’t one of the most beautiful movies ever made?

I just feel like the Beast should look better than that in the year 2016?

Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

This is far more superb than you’ll get praise for.

THANK YOU

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

how in the world did they get Angela Lansbury to fit inside that tiny teapot?

I’m sorry but if this movie doesn’t star Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton, then it’s not Beauty & The Beast.

Nope. Burn it with fire. Even Cogsworth looks all weird, like a very small retro Transformer.

“I voted for Clinton but regret it because someone who works for her used to be married to someone who texted a picture of his junk to my teenaged daughter and she maybe checked her email once on her husband’s computer. Hillary didn’t know anything about any of this until last week, and she has never mentioned my…