I’ve probably opined about the requirements for a proper Chicago-style Italian Beef more than I’ve talked about any other food. For me, there are 4 categories that you have to get right to be a good version:

I also maintain that, if you’re someone who can afford the extraneous purchase of a coffee (which I, myself, am guilty of doing too much of right now), then you absolutely should be tipping right now. (I mean, this conversation goes beyond Covid, but Covid has left zero wiggle room to me).

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

If you can’t afford a 15% tip for the staff, you can’t afford to get your iced latte.

Never Tweet. If you tweet, fuck you!

“Legitimacy of government depends on consent of the governed and also whether you are allowed to dine-in at a TGI Fridays whenever you want.  Denial of jalapeno poppers is tyranny.”

You can easily have that opportunity. Feel free to go volunteer to do one of the many high risk essential jobs. We can send your family a picture of the freedom trench where you’re buried.

If you hate the glasses, you’re going to be super pissed that the answer to your “how do they fit that tech into some wire-rimmed glasses” question is that they don’t.

I like how the image announcing Snyder’s version has all the colour sucked out of it. Seems apt.

President Comacho was a better president than trump.  He recognized he had a problem that was beyond his capability to fix and he enlisted the smartest person he could find to fix it, and followed his advice.  

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/04/coronavirus-new-york-police-enforce-social-distancing

It would just be so much better if Musk would funnel all of the energy spent on voicing his terrible, idiot beliefs into his true calling; replacing one of his fingers with a cybernetic vape pen.

Trump telling an Asian American reporter to ask her question of Chi-NA wasn’t at all racist. But Greta Thunberg had a typo in a tweet so I demand she be fired, jailed, and executed.

 Because Will Forte needs to eat as well. 

So, you’re saying that if we REALLY want a Hanna-Barbera shared universe, we should just go and watch Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law again?

Can do!

Because once you allow viral spread to start picking up, it’s hard to turn it off on a dime. Every day matters. And there are FAR more people infected in the US right now than there were in March before the lockdowns started up.

That means when you release the lockdowns, you’re starting from a much larger “reservoir”…

“It’s almost a contest now—how does our industry recover versus another? Let’s show them who we are. Let’s show our passion,” Geppi said. “You watched us shrink and shutdown, but now’s our chance—all things being equal—for us to muster up.”

Death Cult.

i think you overestimate the governance of your average waffle house.

it took my friend literally pissing himself in a booth for us to get 86'd from ours during college.