I mean, honestly, taking a knee is preferable to a strip-sack, amirite?

If only there were a quarterback out there who, after biding his time on the bench, took over a team with a stacked defense and got to the Super Bowl. But those guys aren’t just available at this point of the season, right?

I’m replying to you because I never ever want to talk to Ukulele Dan in my life. No amount of therapy will ever make me a whole and happy person again.

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

Like how bad a stink do you have to have on you for someone to say ‘I don’t know him,’ but in the same interview say ‘yeah I’m good buds with a decades long serial rapist.’

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

The Greensboro Swarm (Hornet’s D-League team) should to the decent thing and trade his rights to the Blazers.

Do you actually know anything about PTSD triggers or have you just been told to shit on “them whiny millennials” as if they invented trauma?

FDR guy is great. Every Roosevelt should be cosplayed more.

I was shocked by the final scores. He fell down so many times... Why didn't I win? I don't understand.