“JOE.... THIS IS GOD....

He uses Bing.

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

There’s always the one dude.

The way the ball moves (with the channels on each ball being different) and the condition of the field and wind conditions, not to mention the distance, this is impressive.

If young metro don't pay you I'm gone shoot em

Well I just followed that dude. Worth a shot.

Seems to me that this is a senseless waste of energy on an arduous climb. I mean, those batteries in their hidden motors only have so much juice.

9/11 as well. I was also in 4th grade in the Boston area. We were scheduled to go on a field trip to Cape Cod the next day. Our principal came to our classroom to give us a safety lecture and told us that “there had been a plane crash in New York.”

I read the story. I still don’t believe that Florida has museums.

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

Bill Veeck had an ashtray built into his wooden leg. I don’t think he was afraid of anything.

Of all times for there not to be an “all of the above” choice.

I enjoyed all the reports during the FA signing period saying that Austin Rivers was “meeting with team officials” which is really just code for having dinner with his dad.

He saw what we did to Harambe. This bald eagle is no fool.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Baseball.

It just now dawned on me: orange juice mayonnaise would be fucking disgusting.