So how many Warriors fans can the Sharks bandwagon handle?

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Walked away from the obvious counter of “Yeah, but in 2 hours I won’t be.”

I just created an account to tell you how fucking dumb this argument is. Game 1 of the 2015 finals went to overtime WITH Irving. You do not get addition by subtraction when JR Smith and Delly are your 2nd and 3rd scoring options. This is a dumb argument and you should feel bad for saying it.

It’s not the game we want, but in Trump’s America, it’s the game we deserve.

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

His families must be so proud of him.

Bears.

Wait, I thought he was his brother?

Bill Simmons fucking hates this idea.

No, he owns the Wizards.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

Those GIF’s show just how stagnant the Thunder offense is. Every Warrior has both eyes on the ball, Steph is the only one (in the 1st GIF) who even looks between man and ball. If you’re going to let Klay Thompson and Steph conserve energy on the defensive end you’re going to get more of those 9-0, 12-2, etc. runs that…

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

High speed chases generally ends poorly, that`s why most civilized nations are banning the practice.

Why is Pierre McGuire interviewing our IT guy?

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.