I ran so far away from this joke

Those birds must be from Philadelphia.

If Jordan sat out a game in the playoffs, the 95-96 Bulls would have won by 37. That’s how much better Jordan is than Curry.

yeah and then they scored all those points.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

Of the explanations I've received this is certainly the most dank.

I hate this tweet so much

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Best Post on Deadspin

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

I know everyone around here has an inherent disdain for hyperbole, but fuck it. That was the best regular season any professional sport league has ever had, period!

The NBA is, and will forever be a better product than college basketball and I will fight any of you jabronis who disagrees with me.

“Why did we even play the series after Golden State’s team plane went down in a fiery crash?”

What’s even nuttier about Gretzky is that the Oilers scored 426 goals that season TOTAL, meaning he accounted for over half of his team’s total scoring.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Here y’go...

When asked why he was playing water polo, Cam replied, “I like to dab in a lot of different sports.”