Watching old ass Kobe tone it down a little and grow a heart has been one of my favorite stories this NBA season.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

You left off the paragraph where you explain that players in superior European leagues are victimized by far better-looking supermodels and that Major League Soccer will always lag behind.

How I imagine what that meetup looks like

Is it just me, or are there like 5 different teams playing at once?

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

You still wipe?

That crinkling sound was him opening the crackers, which he then PUT DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

To be fair, it’s a 33 year old song.

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

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You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

Tony Romo is an elite quarterback.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Yet somehow it seems like he reacted in the most appropriate way possible.

Calm down there, Satan.

Mopeds are dope.

“sold her a car”