Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

Oddly, he’s the only person on the internet who can correctly type Kristaps Porzingis.

Jeez the Gramaticas have really bottomed out

Sick of hearing professional athletes brag about their extravagant lifestyles and 18-passenger cars.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Issues aside, 9/11 gave a lot of hard working Americans a much needed vacation.

But aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Issues aside, Mussolini made the trains run on time.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

I’m just waiting to find out that Carson is really just a white guy in black face that was dreamed up by the Republican party.

Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.

tl;dr. Do you even game bro ??

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

Barry you buried the best quote in the linked article - Kuntz said. “And you go, ‘Oh my god, he’s really going to do it.’ And then, bless Lucas’ heart,

I can’t say too much about wishing death on people’s kids. At some point during a Clemson/Carolina game I said that I hoped Charlie Whitehurst’s firstborn dies of SIDS. I said this in front of my brother-in-law who happens to be an ordained minister.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

Pretty courageous of you to admit to being a Net fan.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”