It’s taken me about a day, but i FINALLY got the troll; good job.

Is Baylor gonna be a school anymore; whom the fuck would go there?

Lou Holtz says his van has a bumper sticker that says “Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you’re an asshole”

Damnit Paul, just put down the towel.

I’m kinda scared to post this cause Brock Lesner is quite possibly the scariest human on earth to me, but here we go.

Best Felons in Baseball

Has homie had sex yet? Man, being a virgin would fucking blow. Also, fuck Trump.

Kristen finally getting through to Jay about his manners.

What kind of Pokemon are roaming the DS office?

9/11; was in 4th grade. Went to gym and the towers were up, came back and the teacher was crying telling us they fell. Crazy.

Did you guys murder Draper yet?

Peter Theil’s calling Brazil rn seeing if he can get them to sue DS

Best side to bring to 4th of July party?

Too friendly, not enough stupid insults for the internet: 1.5/10

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met a Nets fan. They are the unicorns of the sports fandom world

Seriously, how much money do you think he’s sent to a Nigerian prince?

Some poor sap scheduled date night on the wrong fucking night, and his girlfriend was having none of this sports shit

I’m so mad at my parents rn for being American and not Icelandic

Holy shit! They have in-ground pools in Cleveland????