In college I made my gf at the time homemade fettucini alfredo (with extra rich sauce) and brownies. We may have did some weed, and ended up eating EVERYTHING. Ended up puking up black sludge for the better part of the rest of the night while she slept. I miss college.

Running away, covering your mouth, while screaming is the only real way to celebrate things

I feel like it is time #BillsFans get their own tag; they are their own breed after all.

PLEASE let KD come back with a response that just ends him

If that guy didn’t have weed on him, I would’ve been thoroughly shocked.

Watching him makes having to root for Jay Cutler that much harder

Spider 2 y GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE HE MAKES THAT MUCH

I didn’t know you were friends with my Aunt Kathy on Facebook, weird.

Favorite breakfast meal when you go out? Mine is eggs benedict.

The confusion his face that the bills being thrown at him don’t have two 0’s after the 1 is palpable; it’s like he’s seeing a rare animal for the first time.

Fuck Joe West and his infinite amount of chins

Wayne could not have been higher

I didn’t know this until now, but I need a masshole version of Steve Irwin and needed it yesterday.

Not to be mean, but that women on the left legitimately looks like a thumb.

“and only 2 percent—i.e. me, my phone, and my work computer—picked fall as the worst.”

This is really fucked. And what is the rationale behind bringing it to the mother’s house??

....mom?

“And Chris Berman, who is a wedge of meatloaf with a combover”

I don’t get how this always happens in California; it seems like such a Florida thing to happen.

Easy, Subway.