Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

Lady Gaga’s performance is straight out of the pages of Ibn Taymiyyah’s Al-Siyasa al-Sharia.

Yes, because everyone knows Africans are incapable of keeping any accurate records. He was an upper class person, with two well known parents. He’s 27 and you’re a racist shitheel.

“his” or “His”?

Fuck that. There’s a reason Chipotle and Qdoba charge extra for guac and just slop salsa on like it’s ketchup.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Writing 4,000 words on Simmons—so meta!

For a long time, I thought it would be hard to get lower than an hour of  monkeys humping… But then Discovery found Bear Grylls!

Sad thought: The lyrics no longer make sense because the Discovery Channel just shows shitty reality TV now.

I don’t know man, non-life-threatening injuries, or lifetime of guilt for having killed someone? I’d kill that fucker in an instant.