Wilmer Flores: infection in his knee, staying in hospital for now; was placed on retroactive 10-day.

Yeah, as a White Sox, Bulls, and Illinois State fan, I should have just stayed the fuck off Deadspin today.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

Go Falcons.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

It’s a real mystery. Can’t wait to see the enlightened, thoughtful responses to your answer.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Grandpa, is that you?

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

The man in charge of releasing the Sixers’ attendance figure:

I hate men who hit women...guess I’m a hater.