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One time I fell asleep when I was watching my friend’s baby while she was at an office holiday party with her husband. After the baby was safely to bed, monitor right next to me, I dozed off watching tv waiting to be relieved by my friends. I woke hearing the baby stirring and saw a shadow coming from the corner of

I saw Bob Dylan in concert a couple of months ago. It’s very possible he has called and they just couldn’t understand anything he said.

I housesat for my best friend’s parents (who were like my second parents) before I moved out west. It was a pretty sweet deal: I took care of their three dogs, two cats, and bird and got the run of a four-story farm house style surbabn pad with a pool and 80 inch HDTV.

My good friend-let’s call her Jane to protect her identity- told me her ghost story last year, and since then it has been confirmed to me by several people who were around at the time. It took place back in the late 90's when she was in her early 20's.

Many people are saying that classes will be taught about this election but honestly there ought to be an entire class in just how unfathomably bad he is at lying.

I don’t get why a tough executive wife is a turn-off.

But shit like this looks hella dumb

This. I’m tired of this bullshit that she’s some uniquely weak candidate. We’re not supposed to talk about it, but we’re going to look back at this and realize how much of her difficulty in being a frontrunner was little more than the result of her being a woman to an electorate fighting against history.

I heard every quoted line in this article in his voice, and for that he has a special place in my heart

I mean, if you’re talking about Kim Kardashian, she’s sure as shit wearing makeup. But more importantly, if celebrities insist that they’re not wearing makeup when they almost certainly are, it creates an impossible beauty standard whereby average women are expected to look flawless without any sort of corrective aid.

She’s implying. You’re inferring :-)

Holy shit, some Jezzies have some serious hate in them! Kim K must have murdered your whole families or something...

ATTN: Black Women

YEAH DUMB BITCH AMIRITE NEVER TRAVEL WITH ANYTHING EXPENSIVE IF YOU GO FURTHER THAN A MILE FROM HOME WITH ANYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A BROKEN SWATCH YOU DESERVE IT TBH

Thank you so much for this.

Can people seriously not tell the difference between black locs and white dreads? (I refuse to call them by the same name.) Just look up pics! Locs on black people almost always look clean and polished, unless a person deliberately chooses to go the Marley route. My brother barely maintains his locs, and they still

OMG piqued/peaked/peeked is the worst. Because your interest is piqued and then peaks when you peek, lmao!!!!!

Good points. Some women cannot wait to get back to their work routine. That’s why I think we need good postpartum care for any new mother, in conjunction with support for the actual parenting of a new human baby. Mother or father, birthed or adopted, c-section or vaginal - all scenarios require support!

You & the OP are right, and I was too harsh.

Idea: Close your FB account if other people’s posts annoy you. Then you don’t ever have to police anyone! Problem solved.