Maher and Frank may have been patronizing, but they’re also, you know, right.

The only victim in this story is Stanley, who stands falsely accused of a ridiculous charge.

The third paragraph is literally one of the most gorgeous stanzas of prose I think I've ever read.

Love how Popovich is a tool, while Manfred is a “tool.” Is there supposed to be a difference?

Love how Christie goes for the “high ten” in the GIF. Of course he was left hanging.

This is incredibly written and hilarious. The most enjoyable piece of writing I’ve read in as long as I can remember.