The comeback of the beard is the greatest fashion statement men have made in a generation. I am already sad for the day when it will go away. Does the above beard need to be groomed? Yes. Very much so. But does it have the potential to melt my panties off? Yes. Very much so.

It’s almost as if... people have different preferences? Are you with me?

A watered down product of fading relevance being forced upon the rest of the world? I can't think of anything more American.

Here in America, we were on the winning side of World War II. So we deserve to have a beverage whenever we want, unlike you.

While I agree with eat and drink at the wheel - NOBODY should do that. I cant help but want to tell you to fuck off with the condescending tone your post has.

TL;DR:

Here we go. “My culture is different from your culture. My culture does everything right and your culture does everything wrong. My culture is better than your culture.”

Well to be fair PC is lacking a Command key.