I simultaneously love and hate Thomas Davis’ ongoing resurgence. On one hand, I’m absolutely thrilled he’s been able to come back and play so well after three ACL surgeries.

When I was young I thought the villains on Captain Planet were ridiculous. How can someone have a vendetta against nature and basically just look for ways to destroy it in anyway.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

A scrap yard. Spike TV had the only decent daytime TV that the bunny ears picked up back then (mostly Star Trek reruns and Boy Humor game shows).

Entertaining, but not particularly accurate. An egg is an egg (or an ovum, if you prefer). Chickens, not being mammals, do not have periods.

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

Tho I prefer the Salmon and Roe variety.

I, too, have a law degree from the prestigious SVU.

i don’t know. i’ve watched A LOT of law and order and i think i have a pretty good grip on this detective thing

i am shocked!!!!!!

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I don’t speak for all single people, but if someone is willing to date this guy it’s no skin off my ass. They just seem like maybe they’re not the best person to rely on to make life choices with, you know?

Look. I know it’s tough out there as a single human looking for love. It’s hard to meet people in real life these days, and the internet is scary because you never know who might be a sociopath or have violent tendencies.

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

If you were looking for a factual contrapositive to the poster’s statement, then you must’ve confused me with a journalist or who gives a rat’s ass. I’m neither.

It came out that this never happened. The woman in question told him she was going to set him up, and also told her friend to lie to police.