“Hi, I’m Ryan Lochte, you may remember me from winning 12 Olympic medals, or from getting robbed by cops in Rio. I drink Sprite to quench my thirst.”

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

Seriously! And dont forget that guy who ran up to her and scared her, and he wanted to take a picture. When she asked him to stop he literally said

Can testify to this: my cousin married a Kurt, had a child with him, and was then left by him because he wanted to race in marathons.

Chorus:

It’s the testosterone.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

I thought it was sweet. Like “Aw, she thinks I am hot enough to be a hooker!” Peak hotness achieved, all downhill from that point on.

I have had breakfast with them many times on business trips. Once, one assumed I was a hooker too. I already had my carryon with me to go straight to the airport, and she thought it was special accessories and that I was an S&M specialized dominatrix type hooker. I guess my slightly Goth-y look didn’t help matters…

Is there a provision in Brazilian law that makes it somehow legal to rob tourists in a red light district? Doing blow and picking up hookers can be a tourist-y thing, depending on the tourist.

Exactly! They need to order them to have them delivered to their hotel, jeez.

I'm sure it's beautiful but I'm not kidding. My husband got robbed at gunpoint there and a good friend of mine had her leg broken in a mugging/attempted kidnapping. Put me right off going tbh

Tourists should stick to buying their drugs and hiring their hookers from the hotel concierges. They go rogue and shit happens.

Reporter: Sorry, Steve. When I asked about, “that incredibly painful nut shot,” I was referring to Durant going to Golden State.

Adams: *Sobs uncontrollably*

I went with a friend and we weren’t even menaced with a gun. Now I feel like I have to go back.

Every single person I know who has been to Rio got robbed at gunpoint. It seems to be a thing there.

“the referee decided to cancel the rest of the game in lieu of the pitch invasion”

Maybe she’s not on hormonal birth control. It screws with some people, and I can see what would be minor symptoms for a normal person being a challenge for an elite athlete in prime training.