Seriously. I would only say vagina when I'm being somewhat facetious. I think pussy is a fine sexy word for vagina.

There are a few things I've discovered that will turn your poop black. Too much red wine and Pepto Bismol will do the trick. Had to look both up (for... a friend).

That's what I was about to say. We used to regularly get crappy grocery store cakes with food-coloring-soaked frosting at my last job, and I definitely had a couple of poops where I was like, "WHAAAAAA HOW DID I MAKE THAT, AM I DYING?" before remembering I ate frosted cake a a day earlier.

That's what I was going to scroll down to say. My man wears nothing but boxer briefs, which is a-okay with me because I find them very sexy.

GODDAMNIT. My mom read that book to me all the time and cried and now she's old and NO.

Ugh. I went to see Frozen with my little sister and that opening makes me SO SAD.

I love the Fox and the Hound and watched it a ton as a little kid but I just can't rewatch it as an adult. I've rewatched most of the other Disney movies on Netflix but every time I see the Fox and the Hound I get a huge case of the sads and have to quickly flip past it. THEY CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE BECAUSE HE'S A…

So I have a room in my house that has been serving as the "cat room"/storage room. We basically had no purpose for our second bedroom when we moved in and shoved the litter box back there and gave up. Well, I'd like to make it habitable now, but there are wood floors and litter has kind of gotten ground/smooshed into…

Old! Come on! The first HP book came out in 1998 (when I was 15) and I didn't read them! I'm only 30!

Yeah. That's the thing. It's not the movie that turned me off reading the books, so much as the fact that I was already a Stephen King-reading teenager by the time the first one was published, and was in late college/a working adult by the time the Harry Potter fandom really reached mainstream saturation. I am glad…

After I saw the first movie (to date my only Harry Potter experience) I summed it up to my friends as: "Look at all the magic we can do!"

I have only seen the first Harry Potter movie and read none of the books, which is weird because I really like the fantasy genre, generally. But I was pretty bored by the first movie and I kind of hate reading YA books as a grown up, even though I know it's cool and everyone is doing it.

Yeah. I won't spank my kids but I was spanked exactly once in childhood for doing something particularly terrifying and stupid (riding out of our neighborhood across a traffic-heavy street on my training wheels bike with a friend to buy a snowcone and not telling anyone where we were going) and I don't really remember…

I think everyone's mom may have had that casserole dish... mine did too.

It's like a Lisa Frank Ancient Egypt.... with stripper poles.

Seriously. I love sausage so much, but I don't want to get digestive cancer. I can do baby poo probiotic bacteria in my sausage.

I don't really have a long waist.... I'm 5'11 and have really long legs, big hips and a short torso so my waist is located dangerously close to my boobs already. I just feel like high waisted pants emphasize my already weird proportions by exaggerating my short torso. But different strokes for different folks.

Not a brag, just different cuts for different shapes, I guess! I think we need to take a step back and acknowledge that everyone has different bodies and therefore prefers different clothing.

Yeah... my body is mostly legs already.

Why should we have to wear loose shirts to cover up high unflattering pants? I wear mid-rise pants and my butt and gut do fine, thanks.